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Grandmama 

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.
Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.
Grandmama by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018

Grandmommy 

Like a mom but older, also your mommy's mommy
That grandmommy is really hot.
Grandmommy by Azunya January 12, 2022

natasha grandmommy

giga chad, sigma female and the baddest bitch alive, she'll make you lose your job. forgetful and dumb but those are her quirks...the hottest sexiest mf to ever walk the earth. she's the biggest gilf ever. Makes everyone drool...
Natasha: Nana she is here for your benefit!!!
Natasha grandmommy: I will take the shit and put it over her head!!!
Natasha= nana....

Grandmummy 

An older mummy who loves to flex their junk
Yo Steve yo grandmummy took me to some PLACES last night
Grandmummy by liltinyteddy April 29, 2019

ur grandmam a pan 

An insult so powerful that anyone who hears it instantly explodes. You should not use this insult unless you are evil and like exploding people
Person 1: lololol ur grandpap a trap rawr xD
Person 2: lmao well ur grandmam a pan
Person 1: *explodes*
Everyone in the building: *explodes*
Person 2: what the fuck
The grim reaper: you have blood on your hands

Grandmommy 

A negro american, with a great sense of humor. One in which who humps small little rodents such as house mice.
The Grandmommy had fun with the little hedgehogs.
Grandmommy by Yummymane August 19, 2008