grandma cookies 

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

grandma cookies by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

Grandma's cookies 

Something special that should only be had or should only happen infrequently.

You can only have grandma's special home-made cookies a few times a year, and only for a small portion of your life until she passes.

"She only curls her hair a few times a year to keep the grandma's cookies effect."

Grandma's cookies by Qweenqwillava May 4, 2014

Grandma's cookies 

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

Grandma's cookies by 026boys April 30, 2019

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

Green Penis Grandma Cookie by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Sweeter than grandmas cookies

The phrase "Sweeter than grandmas cookies" is used to describe someone soft, unwilling to stand up for themselves or do anything that would oppose anyone. Mainly used when people are trying to act tough, though they'd be simply putting on an act, and in real life they are harmless. The noun "Grandmas cookies", because, well, obviously, Grandmas cookies are always sweet.

Liam: "Yo if I hear anyone shout one more time I am fighting everyone in here!"
Max: "Dude, you're sweeter than grandmas cookies, sybau"

Alex: "Ay, nobody leaving this class 'till I find my phone"
Lamar: "Man, you sweeter than grandmas cookies, you ain't gonna do shit"

Shaun: "Look, if yall don't respect me, I'll teach you to respect me with my fists!"
Sam: "You sweeter than grandmas cookies gang, shut yo cornball headass up"

Sweeter than grandmas cookies by We can officially be friends. June 8, 2026