Granby 

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

Granby by Chris January 21, 2005

Granby 

A small, generally unkown, upper middle class town located in the farmington valley (CT), boarding towns including: east granby, simsbury, canton, barkhamsted, suffield, and southwick (MA).

Granby includes West Granby and North Granby. The population is somewhere

Granby is consistently highly ranked highly in academic performance. In 2009 Granby was tied in 9th place with Westport for CMT testing. It was also rated the 3rd best small town to live in (#1 Old Saybrook, #2 Weston). The population is about 11,000 people and a seemingly equal number of horses, goats and cows.

Granby is possibly one of the most boring towns in Connecticut. Refusing many commercial businesses, the town remains an isolated, undeveloped, and relaxed environment. There are thousands of acres of nature preserve as well. Most residents tend to work in the insurance industry. The town is much like an undeveloped Simsbury or a more developed Suffield.

Person: Where are you from?

Granby Person: Granby

Person: Where is that?

Granby Person: You know where that notch is on the north side of the state?

Person: No...

Granby by GCT076 March 21, 2010

Granby 

A small town in Western Massachusetts. Its main exports are dairy and boredom, its main imports are assholes who come from Granby Connecticut.

Stranger: Hi, where are you from!
Granby Resident: Granby.
Stranger: Oh I know that place, I have a cousin who lives there!
Resident: I meant Granby MA
Stranger: Is it new?

Granby by A liberal August 2, 2010

Granby 

Garbys gran

Granby is cool

Granby by Dapoggster October 5, 2023

granby 

Also known as "Cow-Town CT", this boring town has nothing to do in it. When told that someone lives in Granby, most people ask if you live on a farm. People from granby want to leave, and people around Granby don't want to go there, possibly the worst town in the state of CT

Yeah, I've been cow tipping so many times.

granby by Flar Nella April 12, 2005

Granby high school 

the places where everyone is fake, the security guards become your best friends, and where you can never post shit during school because the half of the vpns ever created have been used and they only work for about a month and then you have to find a new one:)

yo that school has so many fake people it reminds me of granby high school

Granby high school by yourfavoritelocaltrash757 November 11, 2019

Granby, MO 

This is a very small town in Southwest Missouri. Families with children, beware, the streets are flooded with tweakers and prostitues.

Girl 1: Granby, MO is crowded with hookers and drug addicts.
Girl 2: No kidding, I wouldn't want to live in that town.

Granby, MO by Janaehey07 June 28, 2019