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1.word used instead of goodness,Oh my gosh,or Oh my God
2.a word when u have nothin to say and want to say something random
Bob:They found drugs in Bobba's locker
Jazmine:My Goshness!
goshness by YESSi R. August 24, 2005
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goshness \ˈgäsh- nəs\
1. interjection, euphemism for likeness to God, —used as a mild oath or to express surprise or irritation.

2. used when one is frustrated or fed up. can be used as a substitute or in addition to "gosh" "geez" "shit" "damn" etc.

3. the state of being "gosh" or "god" hence, "goshness"

ex 1-
me: ugh, i totally just flunked my history test, goshness.

ex2-
person 1: and so then he said she was a bitch!
person 2: "goshness! what was he thinking?"
goshness by biology girl April 3, 2008
an expression used to express dissaproval or being annoyed at ones action.
Kim: Leyla!, my parents found the beer cans in my room!
Leyla: Goshness Kim!, your parents will now tell my parents about that and now we wont be able to chill
Kim: I know this is the biggest "goshness" moment ever.
goshness by lzdubbz_69 January 19, 2011
The accidental word mixed with gosh and goodness
"Oh my goodness! Why is you dancing?" Felicia said
" get somewhere with your goshness self!!" sha nay-nay says
goshness by kamkaewear April 27, 2016
complete astonishment. Its like saying “gosh” and “goodness but at the same time.
oh my goshness you’re so smart
goshness by thumperthebunnyrabbit January 28, 2022

gooshness 

used in expressions of surprise, alarm, etc.
a synonym to 'goodness'
"oh my gooshness, dude! when you pissed off that teacher i thought i was goin to die from laughter!"
gooshness by JuJu Juicebox June 18, 2008
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