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Gosselink Syndrome 

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

Cooper Gouvellis 

Roses are red , violets are blue , Cooper raped me so hard I had to poo
Man: holy fuck that cooper Gouvellis sure can give me that good booga shuga

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.
"Dont be such a jon gosselin"
jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Gooselikins 

gooselikins means happiness
I am so gooselikins today baes
Gooselikins by Gooselikins June 21, 2019

Kate Gosselin 

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!
Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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