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Gosselink Syndrome 

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

Cooper Gouvellis 

Roses are red , violets are blue , Cooper raped me so hard I had to poo
Man: holy fuck that cooper Gouvellis sure can give me that good booga shuga

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.
jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Gooselikins 

gooselikins means happiness
I am so gooselikins today baes
Gooselikins by Gooselikins June 21, 2019

Kate Gosselin 

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!
Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011