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1. When an extreme dis, comeback or verbal rebutal that stumps the other person so that he has nothing to say.
2. When your boy goes out to holla at some fine lady or ladies and comes back succesful. Also for when a girl goes out and does the same.
3. When you or someone else punches the lights out of someone.
4. Found originaly when playing a sport like basketball. A player posterizes, blocks (de-posterize) or makes a shot all up in the other guys face.
Whenever someone has just gotten "served" an onlooker or spectator may say "GOT UM!".

Also can be used with other words like "DAYM, GOT UM".

When number 2 in the definitions happen do not say Got Um infront of the hollaree's (those being hollered upon) because that is called cock blocking.

If someone else says it before you please do not say it because you are just being a retard. This can also be used interchangeably with dollars. The hand motion followed with dollars may also be used with the phrase "Got um".

Other ways of spelling maybe "got him", "got em", "got them", "got her", "got er" all these mean the same thing.
got um by `b-diddy` January 18, 2008
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Gotumbhai/Gotum is a name for male who has the following characteristics;

*narrow shoulders
*thin arms
*beer belly

Gotumbhais usually have some form of facial hair which they begin to grow from the tender age of 3, they also have excess hair on their backs and shoulders this is thought to be down to the high levels of testosterone in Gotums. In recent times Gotums have used male grooming products or laser treatment to control excess hair growth.

Gotumbhais do not usually grow taller than 5 foot 5 inches how ever there have been rumours of a Gotumbhai in Vancouver,Canada who reaches the heady height of 5'7.
Famous Gotums/ Gotumbhai's include; David Badiel, Danny Devito, Sisqo, and Ricky Gervias.
Gotumbhai by Dhalputt bhai July 16, 2009
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Gotum Coach 

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed
Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach
Gotum Coach by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018
When someone is “got” another way to say “gotem”
Dude I just clapped that guy with an mp5!

friend says, “gotum”
gotum by Bruhforce146 January 6, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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