I got this shit

To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.

Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"

Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"

by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

He got that shit on tho

When somebody has drip

J: Ay look at this man’s drip!
B: Naah he got that shit on tho

by jacobwrx October 26, 2022

got your shit together

To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.

"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."

by d-harrell October 20, 2003

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 04, 2003

I Got that shit on clipse

adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!

DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.

by Kristopher Washington March 25, 2007

Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 12, 2021