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Mr Gorlick 

A science teacher that was born in the 1600s and loves to explode things inside of classrooms they also work at big hollow middle school
That science teacher is soo old they must be a mr gorlick
Mr Gorlick by $Scott whipman$ March 14, 2019
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gortikov 

That guy has a massive Gortikov
gortikov by Pleasedaddyfuckme January 31, 2018

Gorlick’d 

Moving on with another man, but not having the balls to let go of the old one.
Yo brother, my long distance girlfriend Licky G cheated on me. I caught her red-handed. She keeps trying to get back together. A month and a half later, she’s still telling me she loves me.

But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.

I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
Gorlick’d by Texas Hook 'Em March 31, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026