gorlk 

A boy who smells like cheese.

This gorlk is stupid.

gorlk by Sakura Temple January 6, 2023

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal by jet-x June 8, 2009

Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

gorpkins

that little strip of paper that is left when you rip a page out of notebook. once detached, those little shreds of paper fall on the ground, get everywhere, etc.

my notebook is perforated, but whenever i pull a page out, all these gorpkins get everywhere.

gorpkins by Katie Dubleyu April 26, 2008

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

Harley Gorlewski by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl? 

If you bump into the insanely beautiful rock hard chest of a creepy, catastrophically hot guy and he asks you this....welp, you’re in for a butt shitty/spectacular next 365 days of your life.

He: ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl?

She: Ummummgrmmepethethehth

ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl? by Gotabs560 November 22, 2020

Goolky 

Goolky - Can be used as a substitute for "Goofy"
The name was created when shipping Goober and Silky.

That emoji is so goolky.

Goolky by Goober5952 June 7, 2022