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Grizzlar bear 

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
Grizzlar bear by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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Grizzlam 

A hustlers religion rooted in tha foundation of stayin on ya grizzly.
NOX n Cheef are prophets of Grizzlam.
Grizzlam by Cheef Genosyde April 6, 2008

grizzlay 

a man who is covered in just the right amount of body and facial hair.
"damn, that man is nice and grizzlay"
grizzlay by ray0922 September 8, 2013
A part man, part gorilla, part grizzly, all awesome, creature that will kidnap an unsuspecting heart for a lifetime of naked tag in the woods and tickle fights.
I wasn’t able to get any work done today because my gorizzly was horny.
Gorizzly by Kealandra May 26, 2018
A part man, part gorilla, part grizzly, all awesome creature who steals unsuspecting hearts with tickle fights and games of naked hide-and-seek in the woods.
I didn’t get any work done today because my gorizzly was horny.
Gorizzly by Kealandra April 17, 2018

Gorrizzla 

A gorilla that somehow got rizz
Bros a gorrizzla
Gorrizzla by devit0 December 22, 2022
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