Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly
hybrid
A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest
level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe
The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:
1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x
may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by
humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent
power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s
power, and is perhaps better to take it on
faith.
2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.
3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.
4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (
thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is
truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to
lie).
5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to
go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the
work of
evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this
earth!"
Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.
It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
