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Goose Necking 

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
Goose Necking by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

Goose necking 

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.
Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.
Goose necking by Dog lips November 4, 2017

Goose Necking 

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.
my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14
Goose Necking by StragArk September 18, 2020

goose neckin' 

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
goose neckin' by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

Goose neckin 

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .
Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.
Goose neckin by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Goosenecking 

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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