Goonmachine 

An extremely kind, individual who gives back to his community. He also chugs beer.

I recognize that goonmachine attitude anywhere.
Damn hes chugging like a fucking goonmachine.

Goonmachine by GD_Owl October 28, 2020

goonmachine 

a fucking dumbass

"goonmachine is such a dumbass"

goonmachine by jesus the lord and savior (ye) October 28, 2020

goonmachine 

an absolute idiot. I have never seen such a dumbass and i have been alive for quite a while now

goonmachine is such a dumbass

goonmachine by jesus the lord and savior (ye) October 28, 2020

Goon Machine Gun

An individual that goons and then has multiple orgasms in quick precise succession. They shoot ropes in a way is rapid and repeated.

I just goon machine gunned like crazy.

Goon Machine Gun by Mitch (Muscleman) Sorenstein June 2, 2026

The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

The Goon Machine by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025