Goonmachine

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An extremely kind, individual who gives back to his community. He also chugs beer.

I recognize that goonmachine attitude anywhere.
Damn hes chugging like a fucking goonmachine.

Goonmachine by GD_Owl October 28, 2020

Words you can keep

goonmachine

a fucking dumbass

"goonmachine is such a dumbass"

goonmachine by jesus the lord and savior (ye) October 28, 2020

goonmachine

an absolute idiot. I have never seen such a dumbass and i have been alive for quite a while now

goonmachine is such a dumbass

goonmachine by jesus the lord and savior (ye) October 28, 2020

Goon Machine Gun

An individual that goons and then has multiple orgasms in quick precise succession. They shoot ropes in a way is rapid and repeated.

I just goon machine gunned like crazy.

Goon Machine Gun by Mitch (Muscleman) Sorenstein June 2, 2026

The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

The Goon Machine by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026