goofson

A stupid ass white boy who mooches kronic, hash, beers, shots and ciggarettes. he is a son.

BEN : Hey can i grab as smoke

spencer : quit bein a goofson!

by teaspoon September 25, 2012

golfsona

Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.

Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.

by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019

Goonson

The, as of yet, purely theoretical hole in the gooch. Its existence is however scientifically proven, and not a myth. Said to stimulate intense ecstasy and burning hatred, many a man has whiled away a day searching in vain for that elusive hole.

As he glanced across the room a savage tingling erupted in his goonson. He had thought the night was over and had been ready to leave; in fact, it had only just begun . . .

by Goony Pete April 27, 2010

Goodsona

A oc based of the two characters named good and bad. Good and bad come from eobject cringe and they were once featured in the 16th episode

Look at my new goodsona!

by Super glue June 30, 2018

Goofsome

A word to describe someone who is both goofy and awesome

Alice is so goofsome

by WizzBangAsh September 15, 2018

Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.

Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.

by GG a Ho February 17, 2020

Goofontology

Someone who is being goofy, but the joke isn't funny at all.

Man 1:"Why was 6 afraid of 7, cause 7 8 9"
Man 2:" You are a goofontologist"
Goofontology: Someone who is being goofy, but the joke isn't funny at all.

by LORD HB July 10, 2023