The, as of yet, purely theoretical hole in the gooch. Its existence is however scientifically proven, and not a myth. Said to stimulate intense ecstasy and burning hatred, many a man has whiled away a day searching in vain for that elusive hole.
As he glanced across the room a savage tingling erupted in his goonson. He had thought the night was over and had been ready to leave; in fact, it had only just begun . . .
by Goony Pete April 27, 2010