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goodyears 

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.
Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!
goodyears by P.J.H November 8, 2007
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goodbeas 

a simple way to show excitement, such as saying "sweet" or "yes!"
Goodbeas! I can't wait to see you guys!
goodbeas by A.Wise May 21, 2019

Goodheadsucker 

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.
The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".
Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010

Goodyear, AZ 

A suburb in Arizona where lots of old people live, among other things.
Hey lets go to Goodyear, AZ and visit Pebble Creek or Bashas! YAY!

goodyear 

a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.
"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better
goodyear by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch
1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!
GoodYear blimp by Nick D February 18, 2003

Goodyear 

when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his cock. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a piss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire
his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears
Goodyear by one 2 three 4 April 18, 2009