Gordism 

A very rare mental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of Down Syndrome, Autism, and Dwarfism all at the same time.

Symptoms
-Hacks at brawl
-Fails to maintain a passing GPA
-Stops eating for days on end
-Repeats the same joke over 100 times
-Thinks he makes good jokes
-Sucks at making jokes
-Sucks penis

etc...

Q: You heard of that kid Nick Gordon?
A: Yeah man I heard he got some major gordism going on...

Gordism by Dr.Einsteiner January 26, 2014

gordism 

a defintly real relgion

hey wanna join gordism

gordism by yeetus yeetus comit February 25, 2019

Gorpism 

Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.

I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.

Gorpism by BOT Loek October 11, 2018

gordis 

A cute way of saying chubby

Hey gordis, how was your day?or, hey gordis come here

gordis by Fabrabruka October 20, 2011

goodism 

Just good times and good vibes gettin' high on some good ganja

"Friend 1: What's up baby? Friend 2: Just chillin' man, relaxin' got some goodism" -line from the movie Dude Where's The Party

goodism by serge2k November 24, 2018

gorfism 

the process by which some dudes massive tool is "gorfed" see definition for gorf!!!!

chick: i totally used to gorfism effect on this guy to get money, but he just slapped me and threw me out upon completion.

gorfism by Brosef June 20, 2006

Gordis 

Fat bitch fat pig lol

I just saw that gordis on snapchat she said shes down to give me spits...dub

Gordis by Nickfromdasack November 24, 2018