Prettiest girl you will ever see. Has massive butt and a little bit crazy. She is the best girlfriend in the whole world, and is definitely wifey material. She loves to take naps and cuddle, but will also be out going and fun. She is very talkitive and you can click well with her. She is the perfect girl.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.