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An absolute goody two shoes, Whitney ass shit who buys 1 game and completes it 3 fucking times

And likes to lick furnesses
goodair by Jashton the anonymous September 11, 2018
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An absolutely fantastic person with an amazing personality and will always make you laugh at just the right time, they always want to help you and make sure you’re always having a good time. A goodair is almost always absolutely gorgeous and is the ideal dream boy.
Oh my good have you seen him?

He’s such a goodair!
goodair by Jashton the anonymous September 11, 2018

Mrs. Goodfairer 

Hayley Goodfairer’s mom in The Sandlot 2. Very underrated in how cool she is.

She’s always burning rubber in her 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442 convertible.

She is a liberated feminist who makes sure her daughter understands she is “equal to a male child” and refuses to address her daughter in a way that squashes her self esteem.

“A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”

-Mrs. Goodfairer
Hayley’s mom from The Sandlot 2 is so cool.

Mrs. Goodfairer is Hayley Goodfairer’s mom in The Sandlot 2.
Mrs. Goodfairer by Jvskater21 October 27, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026