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goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012
Words you can keep

Goober smooch 

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.
Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

Goober Smooch 

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding
Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”
Goober Smooch by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

goober-smooth 

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.
I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.
goober-smooth by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.
goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober smoocher 

faggot, cockersucker, queer
goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Goober Smoochie 

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
Goober Smoochie by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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