goober-smooth 

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

goober-smooth by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober smoocher 

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Goober Smoochie 

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

Goober Smoochie by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch 

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

Goober smooch by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

goober smoocher 

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by uberdonuts February 19, 2011