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very smelly fecal matter that has the following attributes:
1- possibility of killing a large wildebeast
2- may require 4 or more courtesy flushes 3- that has the consistancy of very moist mud
4- require long relentless hours in the can
Chet said he had the goo poos, he might not be able to go on the hiking trip
goo poo by Dave Shitad June 26, 2008
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when you have sex goo is the pussy poo is the shit hole
that girl took in the goo poo last night
goo poo by polsky December 28, 2007
When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.
I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.
Poo goo by Cadillac Crumb November 9, 2017
When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.
I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!
poo goo by Muck_mroo January 24, 2011

Poo and Goo 

The time-saving process of masturbating while taking a shit.
Bobby had to poo and goo because he was late for class.
Poo and Goo by frank the stank March 27, 2012

two in the goo one in the poo 

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker
That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

Two in the poo, two in the goo 

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.
Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner
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