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originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo
The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.
gonzoed by panda March 30, 2005
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People getting banned when they act like an ass.
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Dude, you got gonzoed!
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(REGIME GENERAL)
He's a member of The Regime and a former member of Kausion, a group put together by Ice Cube. He was also friend with the infamous Tupac Shakur before his ultimatly demise, he gave him a new nickname Young Ritzy. After Tupac's death, Gonzoe released "If I Live and Nothing Happens" a classic westcoast underground hip hop album. He also contributed to many classic west coast albums including Kurupt's "Kuruption" and Yukmouth's "Godzilla".
BEEFS
Gonzoe vs. Ice Cube
Gonzoe vs. The Game
As part of The Regime, Gonzoe was the center of Game's attack on "Peace", a song recorded that was supposed to end a rivalry between The Game and Yukmouth. In retaliation Yukmouth and Gonzoe went into the studio and recorded "Game Ova Pt.2" along with shooting a video that showed a Game lookalike in pink G-Unit clothing being assaulted and ran out of an urban neighborhood.
Gonzoe vs. Yukmouth
After releasing numerous mixtapes with Yukmouth and The Regime, Gonzoe and Yukmouth temporarily had a feud due to creative differences. Month's later Gonzoe returned to The Regime and ended the feud with The Regime's head Yukmouth.

SOLO:
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1998: If I Live & Nothing Happens
2005: Hard Dayz, Long Nightz
2006: Gonzoe Presents Undaground Allstarz Vol. 1
2006: Sex, Drugz & HipHop
2006: Kartel Kalifornia (with AP.9)
2007: Gonzoe Presents Starz And Stripez
2007: Shotz Happen EP
GROUP ALBUMS:
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1995: Kausion - South Central Los Skanless
2005: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 1
2005: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 2
2006: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 3
Gonzoe by ReGIm3 LYf3 October 22, 2007
a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"
I went hiking and took a shat on the trail. I went to grab my toilet paper but realized that I left it back at the campsite. I got gondoed!
gondoed by Gondo Inc. June 1, 2016
Verb
When three people are working together, one is female and the other two are males. The female is in a relationship with one of the males but leaves the one male for the other. The male gonzode the other males bitch.
“Dam Holmes, that vato Gonzode my bitch!”

“Ahhh shit , my girl got gonzode again!”
Gonzode by Jaxen Humphrey August 23, 2025
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