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when a guy puts his balls over anothers eyes and his dick is laid on top of the individuals nose....making the victim appear to look like Gonzo....thus the name
"dude he just Gonzed that person when they were sleeping!"
Gonzo'd by Anonymous February 23, 2003
WHEN YOUR MAKING LOVING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WIFE OR ONE NIGHT STAND YOUR ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR LOAD AND BAM THUMB IN YOUR BUM period
I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH AND HEY WHY IS YOUR THUMB UP THERE.
SHE REPLIES YOU JUST GOT GONZO'D
then you reply that's fucked up
you tell her i'm going to power move you later]
then she yells its yunis time
GONZO'D by BIGD33 February 16, 2013

gonzo dick

a guy with a crooked dick.
gonzo dick by WAC February 18, 2003

Gonzo Dong 

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.
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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"
Gonzo Dong by Anonymous November 19, 2004

Dr Gonzo 

1. The name Hunter S. Thompson has come to be known as over time, related to his position as "The Doctor of Gonzo Journalism". gonzo
2. A character in the book and movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas based on Oscar "Zeta" Acosta, a mexican-american lawyer of the 60s and 70s, and personal friend of Hunter Thompson.
Dr Gonzo was one of God's own prototypes, a high powered freak too crazy to live and too rare to die.
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dr Gonzo by M.U.R.P.H. April 7, 2005

Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus 

A Famous band in South Florida, who'se lyrics are about sex, drugs, and more sex. Can usually be seen in the Culture room. They support the safe sex.
" They are sooooo damn cool, I wanna know when they are playing next "
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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