gonroid

A male subject that resembles a character similar to a goblin, usually roams timeshares and tropical resorts, flipping his hair in the wind,
and lurks the bar around happy hour.

Hey look at that guy with the long hair, big Dick nose, and the tank top, taking shots of Patrón; he must be a Gonroid!

gonroid by You ain’t country March 13, 2022

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gonroid

A male subject that resembles a character similar to a goblin, usually roams timeshares and tropical resorts, flipping his hair in the wind,
and lurks the bar around happy hour.

Hey look at that guy with the long hair, big Dick nose, and the tank top, taking shots of Patrón; he must be a Gonroid!

gonroid by You ain’t country March 13, 2022

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gonroid • gonoid • Specky gongoid

Specky gongoid

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.

Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids

Specky gongoid by Beta hater June 22, 2018

gonoid

A gonad in humanoid form. i.e., a testicle which walks (and all too often TALKS) like a man. Note that the word "gonoid" exists and has other meanings, but this one is coined by ME.

See also "dwerp".

Yeh, I met him - a real gonoid for sure.

gonoid by GreyWolfLX February 6, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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