gonasyphaherpalitis
gonasypaherpalitis is having gonahrea, syphilis, and herpes all at the same time. 1 in 10 Americans have this, so check yourself today
gonasyphaherpalitis by austin duncan July 31, 2007
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ghonasiphaherpalitis
ghonasiphaherpalitis by Ridgedv September 9, 2006
Gonasyphaherpatitis B
The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".
Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.
In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.
Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.
In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.
Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
Gonasyphaherpatitis B by Kaj Darkwind May 17, 2010
Ghonasyphaherpalitis
Number 17 in the hooker mugshot roundup had an obvious outbreak of Ghonasyphaherpalitis engulfing her left side of the mouth.
Ghonasyphaherpalitis by farkliter January 28, 2009
Gonasyphaherpalitus
Gonasyphaherpalitus by Canidou January 6, 2017
gonacyphaherpilitis
A term used to describe a person having one or more sexually transmitted diseases when details of the disease are unknown or not wanted to go into detail.
Hey Tony, see dat girl over there? I was gonna dick punch her so hard until I found out she had gonacyphaherpilitis.
All I know is I don't wanna catch gonacyphaherpilitis, or whatever it is.
All I know is I don't wanna catch gonacyphaherpilitis, or whatever it is.
gonacyphaherpilitis by 79GoldenWings007 September 12, 2010
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