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gonasyphaherpalitis 

gonasypaherpalitis is having gonahrea, syphilis, and herpes all at the same time. 1 in 10 Americans have this, so check yourself today
Look at that chick! She must have gonasyphaherpalitis.

Gonasyphaherpatitis B 

The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".

Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.

In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.

Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
"Paris Hilton has Gonasyphaherpatitis B."

Guanasyphaherpalitus 

Mixture of the STDs guanaria, syphilis, & herpes.
Oh my god! You slept with those two guys, and your herpes turned into Guanasyphaherpalitus?

Ghonasyphaherpalitis 

The infectious disease that's apparent by the nasty lookin' sore on your self.
Number 17 in the hooker mugshot roundup had an obvious outbreak of Ghonasyphaherpalitis engulfing her left side of the mouth.
Ghonasyphaherpalitis by farkliter January 28, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026