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So I’ve been a part of the whole FNAF thing since before the release of the second game, in fact the first video I ever made on the series I posted only days before it dropped on Steam. And during the time I’ve been aware of the series, I’ve transitioned from child to adult. I’m not joking, FNAF1 is nearly 6 years old, it’s nuts. I was 12 when the game released… I am now 18. With a game series as old and as popular as FNAF, it’s inevitable that a few little tricksters have had their hand at spreading false reports and rumours, fake leaks, hoaxes, the works, and holy hell is there a shitload of that to discuss today. I joined the big ol hype train back in November 2014, right in the middle of the leadup to FNAF2, in fact I believe the very first teaser I ever saw on Scott’s website was that marionette image, or the puppet, as we know him today. Yeah remember when Scottgames teasers were a thing?
But that’s not what we’re here to talk about today, no, I’m bringing the dirty fakes to the table, the teaser images that people would swear on their mother’s lives were legitimate but ultimately turned out to be nothing more than hearsay. The fake emails, the easter egg hoaxes, my objective here is basically to point fingers and preserve judgement for the rest of all time. So in
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Gmotional 

Gemotional (n) The emotional state reached after ingesting one of three party drugs, GHB, BDO or GBL resulting in the deconstruction of personal boundaries and Social Norms. When sober these two act as checks and balances to speaking what is really on your mind. It is quite common to profess love, engage in risky behavior before during and after sex.

Gmotionality is especially common among homosexual men. Collectively these three recreational drugs are called G or Water because of the clear appearance and only slightly higher viscosity than water often stored in water bottles
Hey, I'm sorry about what I said last night,

Relax, no one is going to hold you accountable. You were definitely Gmotional. I thought you were going to start crying when I refused to marry you.
Gmotional by TSpotSF August 9, 2021
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