Gomes
Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.
Gomes by masstransit September 10, 2013
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Gomes
Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
The list goes on and on
The list goes on and on
Daniel: Hey Gabe, wanna come to the park?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?
Gomes by THEOGOFQUEENS February 9, 2014
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GOMES • gomesfest • gomesexual • Gomeshiing • gomeshow • Gomesovich • gomestock • gomestyle • Rodrigo Gomes • Ashleigh Gomes
Gomes
Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Gomes by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
Gomes
That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
Gomes by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005