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If you’ve ever met a Golta in your life, you’d know that Golta’s are unhinged and unpredictable. They love to party and would be the least likely to enjoy winding down by reading a good book and spending alone time. Golta’s are loyal but DON’T cross them or else you will risk getting actually beat up. Golta is just fucking batshit so find you a golta. Life of the party fr. Also weird as fuck. Overall, a golta is great to have in your life.
Hey Golta! What’s the weather like?
golta by Eleesterr October 8, 2022
Words you can keep
Golnaz is a name of a persian girl. She is an incredibly powerful girl. When you’re with golnaz, you always want to be together, and when you’re not, you’re thinking about being together because you need that person and without her your life is incomplete.
Golnaz can make you do anything and sacrifice for what will be better in the end. Golnaz is intense and passionate. Everything seems brighter, happier and more wonderful when you’re with golnaz. If you find her, don’t let her go.
I can’t breathe, Pleas bring me my golnaz
Golnaz by Gogo fans August 16, 2018
Related Words
golta Goltage Goltagon golan goatass golazo golam Golav Golaxy golda

Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019
It's a Persian name.

It means very beautiful flower.
Golnaz is really beautiful and cute like her name.
Golnaz by Golnaz August 16, 2018
She is the most beautiful girl ever, same as a flower.
She is also so lovely and emotional.
Golnaz by Kamran tafti August 17, 2018

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive
Originated in Bengali, literally meaning the colour Pink. Usually means a vibrant and charming girl.
You know what, Sara is the absolute opposite of Golapi.
Golapi by localtalk March 12, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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