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Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
Gompy Balls by keepinit247 February 21, 2011
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Not of a certain standard or lacking in quality; disgusting.
Can you believe he made out with her right after he threw up? He's so goompy.
Goompy by djjs January 6, 2018
large or oversized body part that leads to awkwardness or clumsiness
"His feet were big and gompy"

"She had huge, gompy hands, not fit for quilting"
gompy by LuLu-U April 10, 2006
a hard slap on the back, originated from siva.
my dad gave me a big goompy yesterday.
goompy by Sivarettes September 6, 2006
frumpy,dumpy person usually female who has a tendancy to blow snot rockets and try to borrow some cash
Glompy's ass is in pain
glompy by TONY SKIVEDA February 20, 2005
ADJ. to be decadent, flavorful, overflowing.
This hot fudge sundae is a very gompy dessert.
gompy by S Cier May 4, 2004
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