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croquet and golf carts 

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

golfcart 

"Look at that guy's total golfcart!"
golfcart by tisasecretttt June 24, 2008

cuts like a golfcart 

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
cuts like a golfcart by stan April 12, 2006

golfcart hug 

(noun) An awkward hug that is between two people, typically a male and female, that takes place on a golfcart.
Wow, that golfcart hug was really awkward. I hope that never happens again, and that she doesn't talk about it with her friends.
golfcart hug by cceb12 December 1, 2018

Weaver Golfcart 

A golfcart driven by a Weaver or his gay little son, or any vehicle that is driven by a homosexual male.
Look at frickin Cory Rider and his Weaver golfcart. I wish that kid would quit being such a fairy.
Weaver Golfcart by Westy December 3, 2003

GolfCart Polluter 

The GolfCart Polluters are coming! Hide your food!
GolfCart Polluter by th3.D1_H8t3r September 8, 2023