Lukas: do you know the Black Golems?
Joe: no
Lukas: it‘s the beste coc Clan of the world!
Joe: ohh nice
Lukas: I love the leader (Davyd) and he allows me to play in there
Joe: cool
A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.