goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

goldmember

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

goldmember

he has a gold PENIS!

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

goldmember

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Goldmember

A golden penis.

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Going Goldenberg

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.

Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.

by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

goldenberg

the act of dying due to a golden penis being shoved in your mouth

Adriana goldenberg'd Anna last night

by mamam April 1, 2007