Goldfish Syndrome 

being bored very easily as well as being easily amused; anything will catch your attention, so you loose your train of thought, that and you have the attention span of a goldfish

classic Goldfish Syndrome:
hi i'm sam. do you like my bowl? oh look sea puff!
hi i'm sam do you like my bowl? oh look a sea puff!

hey, do you like - oooooo shiny!

Goldfish Syndrome by frequentGFS October 12, 2009

goldfish syndrome 

very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish

example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!

goldfish syndrome by blmnkychck April 23, 2007

Goldfish syndrome 

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

Goldfish syndrome by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome 

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome by NewValley January 17, 2018