2 definitions by blmnkychck

a mental hospital in london, word used to say something/someone is crazy
person 1: i'm going to ride my bike off my roof
person 2: thats bedlam

or something like "mike is totally bedlam"
basically any time you use the words crazy, stupid or any other word meaning the same thing, you can replace it with bedlam
by blmnkychck April 17, 2007
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very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish
example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!
by blmnkychck April 16, 2007
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