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golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important
ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol
golden moments by rmawills September 26, 2003

golden moments

A reference to the classic novel "Anthem." This is when a beautiful girl, referred to as "The Golden One" is in your vicinity. These moments are to be spent staring and/or drooling. These are to be cherished, and archived in your mind forever.
I had another golden moment yesterday in the hallway, when The Golden One walked past me.
golden moments by SirK September 25, 2003

Golden Moment 

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!
Golden Moment by Brothaontheinside November 18, 2019

Golden-Alpaca Moment 

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

Golden-Alpaca Moment 

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026