Blopie

It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.
Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.
by Brothaontheinside March 16, 2021
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Blopie

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.
Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!
by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021
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Applejuice

The charger used specifically for an Apple device
“Yo Silverstein! I need some applejuice.”

Flynn, you know I don’t have an Apple. When is the last time you charged your charged your phone?”

“Dude, you’re so lame why do you have an android?”

“Because I don’t understand how you only use one button.”

“Forget it I’ll ask someone else for some Applejuice. Should we tweet that?!”
by Brothaontheinside August 26, 2018
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Golden Moment

When you so laugh you wet yourself
OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!
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The OC

The Original Cougar (The OC) is a woman who dates significantly younger men. The OC traditionally has a very large sexual L
Ian: I’m talking with my ex again.

Flynn: You mean the OC?
Ian: Oh, I love that show!
Flynn: What’s y’alls age difference again?
Ian: Wait, the TV show?
Flynn: My mom told me growing up, “Get ‘em young and train ‘em right.”
Ian: OMG! That was the best show ever!
Flynn: Ian, do you realize my mom was the OC?!?!?
Ian: Wait... I’ve got a feeling we’re not talking about the show.

Flynn: Ian! You were the only one talking about the show… do you realize my mom was The Original Cougar?! The OC.

Ian: God I miss that show PERIOD
by Brothaontheinside October 26, 2019
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Starter brotha

When a white girl dates her first black man. He’s usually been white washed. Not a brotha brotha.
Kinga: He’s hot!

Flynn: Yeah, he cool but he’s a starter brotha. You need a brotha brotha.

Kinga: Well with all your talk about a brotha experience, I’m down.
by Brothaontheinside November 01, 2019
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DTL

Down To Laugh
I can say with certainty that I am pretty much DTL 24/7!
by Brothaontheinside November 12, 2019
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