Brothaontheinside's definitions

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

OG

Original Grammarian

My Mama Diane is the OG. Growing up she showed her love and care for me by incessantly correcting my grammar.

by Brothaontheinside September 3, 2019

Blopie

It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.

Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.

by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021

NDD

Neurotic Dating Disorder

She has got major NDD! She be datinglike crazy.

by Brothaontheinside December 15, 2019

Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020

Starter brotha

When a white girl dates her first black man. He’s usually been white washed. Not a brotha brotha.

Kinga: He’s hot!

Flynn: Yeah, he cool but he’s a starter brotha. You need a brotha brotha.

Kinga: Well with all your talk about a brotha experience, I’m down.

by Brothaontheinside November 1, 2019

Selfie love

A way in which you demonstrate how much you love yourself. It’s through selfie love

Ariela loves herself so much. She is full of selfie love.

by Brothaontheinside August 12, 2020