gold plated
I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.
gold plated by Polluter1 June 7, 2018
Words you can keep
Gold Plated
When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!
Gold Plated by goldplated December 27, 2015
gold-plated
Common use: Covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.
Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.
Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.
1. Yeah, I know him. He's a gold-plated prick.
2. My car just broke down. I swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of shit.
3. My boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated asshole.
2. My car just broke down. I swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of shit.
3. My boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated asshole.
gold-plated by Kevin The Nerd August 15, 2009
Gold-Plated
A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.
Chris: Friday and Saturday night at Nelly's was "Gold-Plated".
Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.
Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.
Gold-Plated by ChrisXL September 8, 2005
Gold-Plated Rule
Have done to you what you would have done to others.
This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.
Gold-Plated Rule by The Tastiest July 25, 2019
Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat
The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat by sphiinx May 28, 2018
Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat
The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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