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Fool's gold digga 

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.
She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.
Fool's gold digga by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.
Gold Digger by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

Russian Female Gold Diggers 

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands
only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

Gold-digging whore 

A horrid hag who cares about nothing but sleeping with guys in an effort to take their money. They will marry a man, suck him dry, then divorce him. They will also steal from friends and family.
My sister-in law is a gold-digging whore
Gold-digging whore by sarabellum February 24, 2010

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.
Fools Gold Digger by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

Gold Digger

This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
Dude she's a gold digger! Look at who she's dated and what she makes you spend!
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