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gold dagger

A male version of a gold digger, i.e. a guy who dates a chick for her money. Rather than digging the male uses his dagger to get the gold. He wants to know where the gold's at. He wants the gold.
Guy 1: Dude, his new girlfriend has a beach house in the Caribbean, lives on a golf resort in the states and has investment banking parents.
Guy 2: He is such a gold dagger.
gold dagger by xaviermoose October 20, 2010
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Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.
Gold Digger by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.
Fools Gold Digger by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

Gold Digger

This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
Dude she's a gold digger! Look at who she's dated and what she makes you spend!

Male gold digger 

A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions. Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls. Rarely works, sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear. If its too good to be true it probably is.
Typical abuser traits when you first encounter them. Caution avoid the male gold digger.
Male gold digger by Furnace June 21, 2013

gold digger

a person who goes out with you fo yo money
gold digger by Anonymous October 16, 2002

Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.
She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw
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