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gognut by yuhhhitsariana April 16, 2021
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When someone is tired and misspells goodnight.
“Goonut, liv
Oops, I meant goodnight. Sorry, just tired.”
Goonut by LivOlive December 3, 2018

Vinnie Gognitti 

An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls, wants to control the gun-trade and is completely obsessed with the Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat-Boy, which eventually results in his downfall.
Is it wrong to find Vinnie Gognitti attractive?
Vinnie Gognitti by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004
A man whos wife cheats on him and he knows about it but doesn't do anything about it. (italian)
Worm's slutty wife fucked Kearney again and he's too pussy to fight him. What a gornuto.
Gornuto by el karnio May 15, 2005
another word for Iigma.
"Oh, you got goonut? WeII.... *pees on Katy*"
goonut by Ty the Entertainer December 5, 2018
Sickest cunt in LAROI Hub. Literally always helping out people in need, this man can never do wrong.
Does more than most mods in that weird ass server, for some reason he's not a mod yet.
Godnut carries LAROI Hub.
Godnut by Rosaq999 October 11, 2020
Testicles, balls, gonads, bollocks.....

A combination of Gonads and Nuts... Creating Gonuts...
Did you see that kid come of his skateboard?? He was sliding down that railing, fell off and took it RIGHT in the gonuts!!
Gonuts by OllyW August 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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