goebro

very cool and very awesome and very cool and better than opal

Person 1: "wow you're such a goebro"
Person 2: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

by goebro January 20, 2026

Goobrock

A person of low intelligence

It was obvious that John was a goobrock

by Trunkbay October 24, 2020

GoBro

n. A bro who always has a GoPro strapped to his head or on his person. GoBros are ususally spotted doing "extreme" sports like snowboarding, kayaking, skateboarding, or rappelling. They will often say things like, "That was epic," and, "Did you get that, bro?" Most GoBros are basically talentless and will spend 9 hours filming themselves so they can make a 30 second YouTube video to prove how brotally awesome they are.

GoBro 1: "Dude we are going skateboarding."

GoBro 2: "Let me get my GoPro, first, bro."

GoBro 1: "Yes! This will be epic, bro. We aren't that good at skating, but Tad is pretty good at iMovie. We are gonna get up to 20 subs on our YouTube channel."

by FenceAlmighty March 21, 2014

Gebronkadonkasaurus

A fat woman on the beach wearing a bikini that makes you cringe.

Hey Jim the beach is awesome today.

Yeah Bruce, except for all the gebronkadonkasaurus' blocking my view of the babes.

True say Bruce, true say.

by Little mitch September 8, 2011

Gobro

The bro who you bring when you gotta GO.

"Yo, Jimothy really got me fucked UP"
"Bro you should bring your gobro"
"Radical plan dude"

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

gebronie

A failure as a person. Used by former Balkan warriors

"Shut your f ucking mouth, gebronie!"

by AidBalkan January 5, 2008

Godbrother

The son of your or your biological sibling's godparents, brother of your godsister, etc.

A boy you grew up with, a good friend that is like a brother to you

Friend 1: That's my brother.
Friend 2: I thought you were an only child.
Friend 1: Yeah, only biologically. That's my godbrother.

by lordkeittarro June 29, 2011