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Goinated
The act of being sent into the hallway by Mr. Goin. He will rage at you like the storm on jupiter has for 300 years. The Goinator does not approve of you not reading the text book. Do not think about anything but the text book. It is your life line. avoid using the words "um" "uh" "what" and "sorry" Goinator will send you to the pits of hell. Future freshman of west high school. Do your packets and do not fumble on your science book.
Goinated by wolforocket July 17, 2011
godwater
A term allegedly invented by Amir Blumenfeld in the Jake and Amir episode "Soup Kitchen" to describe vodka.
You showed up completely high. You were handing out water bottles filled with vodka and shouting "One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner."
~ Jake Hurwitz
~ Jake Hurwitz
godwater by Rima Delmunbelf January 6, 2012
godwinner
godwinner by Muhammad Abu Ahmed June 21, 2021
Goodlinate
A word used by people who make up, or cannot speak proper English. It is "to improve or enhance something."
Goodlinate by Taylor Hall May 15, 2008
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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