(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.
You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"
GoblinBoi is a vile creature that skulks the streets of Nuneaton in search of anything that will provide it sustenance. It's hollow sunken eyes forever glazed over with a look of utter stupidity and moronic thought. Never approach this creature for it may just cling onto you with all it has, sucking the life force from your body with its special 'dole dosser' attack that is said to leave you financially broke and homeless.
"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"
Be careful of that relationship, goblinBoi will freeload off you until a new opertunity comes along
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.