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goblinbox 

(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.
You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"
goblinbox by BuzzD November 9, 2008
GoblinBoi is a vile creature that skulks the streets of Nuneaton in search of anything that will provide it sustenance. It's hollow sunken eyes forever glazed over with a look of utter stupidity and moronic thought. Never approach this creature for it may just cling onto you with all it has, sucking the life force from your body with its special 'dole dosser' attack that is said to leave you financially broke and homeless.

"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"
Be careful of that relationship, goblinBoi will freeload off you until a new opertunity comes along

goblinoid 

Something which resembles a goblin or is of the same genus of creatures as goblins (including a goblin itself) - e.g. orcs, hobgoblins.

Can be used as noun or adjective.
There's some type of goblinoid creature in the corner of the group.

David Blunkett looks like some kind of goblionoid.
goblinoid by Andy May 27, 2004