Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

goblin body

The physical shape of someone's body that resembles that of a goblin. Usually fairly thin, long arms, but thick thighs and a jutting out gut.

I wish I was a bit more fit, but all I've got are my fat little titties and a goblin body.

by gregory_bryant December 2, 2016

goblinbox

(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.

You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"

by BuzzD November 9, 2008

GoblinBoi

GoblinBoi is a vile creature that skulks the streets of Nuneaton in search of anything that will provide it sustenance. It's hollow sunken eyes forever glazed over with a look of utter stupidity and moronic thought. Never approach this creature for it may just cling onto you with all it has, sucking the life force from your body with its special 'dole dosser' attack that is said to leave you financially broke and homeless.

"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"

Be careful of that relationship, goblinBoi will freeload off you until a new opertunity comes along

by You know who you are :) March 26, 2021