A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6
I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.
by YouAreWhoforpoo May 18, 2013
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When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 7, 2012
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