I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.
by YouAreWhoforpoo May 18, 2013
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 25, 2020
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 07, 2012
The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025