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Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.
Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.
by Just In E February 11, 2010
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A style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard.
Every time I see a man with a goatee, I think... I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
by JacksonPollock February 18, 2017
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You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"
by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009
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A person with hair on their chin and mouth.
Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020
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The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”
by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020
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