3 definitions by jeffreykittens
Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 3, 2007
A Jersey Stomp is when your trash can is overflowing, so you use your foot to push down the trash, enabling you to fit the overflowing garbage into one trash bag.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
I really don't want to take out the trash, but its overflowing and I want to throw away this piece of garbage. How can I possibly make room?
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
by jeffreykittens March 3, 2008
Person 1: That country is disgusting with their ritual baby murders, female genital mutalation, and torturing of innocent people.
Person 2: Man, you have no cultural relativism! Don't use your humanitarian values to judge another culture!
Person 2: Man, you have no cultural relativism! Don't use your humanitarian values to judge another culture!
by jeffreykittens February 22, 2007