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goat face
goat face by Biggarethhouse March 14, 2004
flat ass goat face
flat ass goat face by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017
You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat
goat-faced
"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."
goat-faced by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007
Goat Faced Bastard
A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.
Goat Faced Bastard by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011
Goat Faced
Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.
Goat Faced by Maverick461 July 5, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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