goat face 

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

goat face by bowser724 February 22, 2008

goat face 

A goat face is somebody who is visually offensive

"Shut up goat face!"

goat face by Biggarethhouse March 14, 2004

flat ass goat face 

Charley McCabe

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.

flat ass goat face by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat 

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009

goat-faced 

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

goat-faced by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

Goat Faced Bastard 

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

Goat Faced Bastard by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011

Goat Faced

To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.

Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.

Goat Faced by Maverick461 July 5, 2006