goalhanger
goalhanger by BACathletes April 15, 2021
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goal hanger
A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.
also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.
also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.
goal hanger by matt February 11, 2004
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goatbanger
1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.
goatbanger by bender b rodriguez April 4, 2006
Goalhanging
The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.
Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
Goalhanging by wanker jord January 19, 2008
goathanger
One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.
goathanger by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004
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