goalhanger 

Someone who only looks for a tap-in and shows no heart and ain’t really about the life.

Jonno ain’t no goalhanger he been on the track banging music from day

goalhanger by BACathletes April 15, 2021

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

goal hanger by matt February 11, 2004

goatbanger 

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.

a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places

goatbanger by bender b rodriguez April 4, 2006

Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.

Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down

Goalhanging by wanker jord January 19, 2008

goathanger 

One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.

OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.

goathanger by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004